There's some bad blood brewing in the adult film world as the husband of Lena the Plug has threatened to expose one of her co-stars.
Adam22 was initially supportive of his wife creating content with fellow star Jason Luv.
He did admit, though, that he was left feeling a little jealous when his wife did her first hook-up with a man.
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Sharing on Twitter, the podcaster wrote: "It’s officially been a week since I let my wife do a porn with another guy.
"I felt a little jealous at first but overall it wasn’t that big a deal.
"She’s watched me sleep with hundreds of girls and it’s never affected our relationship. Sleeping with that gentleman has been amazing for both her career and our business @plugtalkshow!"
To show how down he was with her getting down, he bought her a bright green Lamborghini to celebrate their successes.
So far so good, right?
Well, apparently not.
After Luv bragged that he did a better job in the bedroom, Adam took to Twitter to set the record straight.
In a video, Adam fumed: "Hey Jason Luv, I trusted you to pork my wife."
It can only go up from here.
The host of the No Jumper podcast continued: "Seems like that clout is getting to your head.
"You're talking real spicy and I ain't really feeling it.
"Number one - the angle of the dangle is more important than the cubic of the pubic."
Well, thank god we cleared that up. I'll sleep soundly tonight.
Adam asserted: "My D game, when I'm serving it, man it's just like your mom's home cooking because there's a special ingredient.
"It's called love. You ever heard of it?
"Number three - don't make me expose you. And you know what I'm talking about. It can get real real messy out here."
That sounds ominous.
Adam concluded: "Number four - you don't want problems moving around in these LA streets.
"Because I can make that happen, I'm very very well connected.
"And number five - you are officially blacklisted from smashing my wife again.
"Show some respect."
Backing up her hubby, Lena replied: "You have to respect my man if you're gonna f**k me."
I guess it's not the storybook romance that's been sold to us by Hollywood, but it is...something.
Social media users had a wide range of reactions, with many likening the bizarre saga to an episode of South Park, while others likened Adam's threats to a WWE promo.
Either way, I now feel like I need to have a lie down in a dark room.
Topics: Celebrity, Sex and Relationships
Ben Thompson