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Kit Roberts
Travis Kelce has responded after it emerged that Taylor Swift's new album appeared to feature a song all about how well-endowed he is.
Many couples may have had the conversation at some point where one party is a little anxious about a certain part of their anatomy.
But while many might only share that with their partner and their closest friends, it would appear that Taylor Swift has taken things to another level entirely by writing a song on her new album laying out just how fantastic her fiancé's member is.
Swift has joined a noble artistic tradition of songs or poetry featuring women discussing their significant other's penis in her latest album, The Life of a Showgirl.
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But now Kelce has responded after his anatomy was immortalised in Swift's new album, The Life of a Showgirl, on the subtly titled song 'Wood'.
The post-chorus lyrics say: "He ah-matized me and openеd my eyes/ Redwood tree, it ain’t hard to see His lovе was the key that opened my thighs.
"The curse on me was broken by your magic wand (Ah) / Seems to be that you and me, we make our own luck / New Heights (New Heights) of manhood (Manhood), I ain't gotta knock on wood."
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It's not hard to see what she's trying to lay down.
In a teaser for an upcoming episode of the New Heights podcast, the NFL star's brother, Jason Kelce, put the question to him.
“How do you feel about 'Wood'? Let's ask this,” he asked, “How do you feel about 'Wood'?”
After his brother put the question to him, Travis burst out laughing and threw his head back; before the video cut away, he did so.
But in the episode, the Kansas City Chiefs tight-end said it was a 'great song', but when Jason pressed him on whether he feels 'confident' or 'cocky' about the lyrics, he was just honored to get a mention on the album.
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"No. Any song, you know, that she references me in is very… I love that girl, what do you mean? Any song that she would reference me in any way," he said.
When Jason pointed out the song's meaning, he then replied: “What?! I think you’re not understanding the song. No way!”
As his brother read out the lyrics, Travis began laughing, to which Jason then joked: "I thought redwood was a little - it was a generous word. If somebody wrote a song about me, it would be like ‘Japanese maple / sometimes can see,"
Elsewhere in the episode, Travis took the time to heap praise on his fiancée, paying tribute to her hard work on the new album and urging people to check it out.
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“It's been so fun to see everybody's reactions. We've had an absolute blast,” he said. “Watching her go through all of her press tour or radios and all these talk shows—she's looked amazing, sounded amazing, and this album is absolutely amazing.”
As for Taylor herself, she's remained quiet about the precise meaning behind 'Wood', letting it speak for itself.