Where do you even begin with a story so bizarre as a man trying to get intimate with a car...
Since Elon Musk’s car company released Tesla model vehicles many fans have remarked how much they love the cars.
But it seems some like them a little more than others.
A couple ended up discovering a man was 'having sex' with their pink Tesla for hours and only stopped when he was confronted and caught pink handed.
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On May 18 in a Hyundai Department Store in Ilsan, South Korea, the brazen car-lover was seen trying to get into the car...and not in the traditional sense.
The car owner's husband said his wife witnessed the man kissing, touching and 'fingering' the car for a total of three hours before fleeing once she approached the car to get into the vehicle.
In what you would hope would be a really straight forward police issue, the couple said that the authorities weren't exactly able to help.
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As the couple reported the incident to the police, they found out due the bizarreness of the incident there was no specific charge that could be applied. This was the case despite the fact the couple appeared to have photo and video evidence of the man caught in the act due to cameras from the vehicle.
Hoping to at least share the experience with others, the husband told the story to a South Korean online community, similar to that of Reddit.
“This guy kissed my wife’s car, “fingered” it for three hours, and ran off only when my wife approached to get in the car,” the husband said.
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“We tried reporting it to the police, but there’s no known charge that would apply in this case. So we’re out of options."
In what would be a bizarre solution to an even weirder problem, the husband asked whether he and his wife should consider simply taking off the pink wrapping around the TESLA.
“Maybe it’d be best to remove the pink wrapping… I wonder if it was triggering to mechanophiliacs, [a paraphilia involving sexual attraction to machines like cars] like sexy lingerie or something.”
Whatever the case, let us hope that the guy who was caught in the act chooses to keep his hands to himself or at the very least make sure he owns the car he wants to get...intimate with.
Gerrard Kaonga