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Topics: Sex and Relationships, Social Media, Viral, Twitter
Poppy Bilderbeck
Topics: Sex and Relationships, Social Media, Viral, Twitter
A man's dating profile is so bad it'll make you genuinely consider giving up online dating altogether and taking your ex back.
I salute you if you're still trying to stay afloat riding the rough seas of dating profiles, but I should warn you once you've seen this man's list of requirements, it will definitely be enough to put you off looking for a relationship online for good.
The dating profile of a 28-year-old man has gone viral on social media, shared to Twitter by Right Wing Cope.
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Luckily for the dating app user, his name and image have been cropped out, and once you see his bio, you'll get why.
The bio reads: "I make more money than you and I'm more fit than 95 percent of America. I'm an a**hole."
If it just ended there perhaps - at a stretch - you could argue he'd at least pay for dates and isn't fake about always being a nice person, because we all have our days, right?
Alas, the profile only gets worse from there.
He continues: "If you have a 'guy best friend' swipe left. I don't keep friends that are women and I have ever ex blocked. I expect you to be on the same level. That means no guy friends and all ex's blocked. This is a boundary, not an insecurity. If you feel attacked by this, check YOURSELF."
Yikes.
Oh and it certainly doesn't end there either, the user noting they keep their 'circle tighter than your a**' - charming - wishing any potential suitors 'good luck' at 'getting in,' warning them they've 'gotta be something special'.
Special and clearly deluded that is.
The cherry on the cake? "No sl*t, I don't have a Snapchat." Charming.
Potentially the funniest piece of information on the bio is the fact he's also 5'7...and a dispensary manager - I don't think I even need to comment.
And it's not taken long for people to flock to the comments to weigh in.
Feeling the festive spirit already, one Twitter user wrote: "He's an angry elf."
"Woah, and this guy is single? And he can fit more than 95% of american men in his asshole? Did I read that right?" Another added.
A third commented: "The 5’ 7’’ sent me to the fucking moon!"
If the fact someone actually like this exists out there wasn't so alarming, the absurdity of it all would've certainly made my day too.
And a fourth resolved: "He's going to die alone."